So I woke up this morning and got one of the humans to feed me. She gave me a small portion of my favorite fancy feast salmon flavor. It was delicious! but the crazy lady thinks i'm fat! She gave me a mere spoonful! we'll that just wasn't going to cut it.
I decided to go bug the big dumb human for some more food. He woke up an hour later and was still disorientated so I picked my moment to go annoy him and scratch his new sofa. I knew that would get his attention. He got pretty pissed off as usual but I played my whole innocent routine perfectly and 5 min later I got my feeding bowl filled with dry kibble.
mm mm mmm 2 breakfasts in one morning. Damn i'm good. Getting FAT!? haha yea right.. i'm jus gonna go take a kitty nap.. cant seem to move.
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