Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Ghetto cat


So i'm tired dem catz calling me a soft house-cat. I can kick it on da streetz with them alley catz if i wanted to, but I like da bling in this crib. Whos to blame me? i got all da grub i can chew and da pimpest pad I call my own. Dont hate the playa hate tha game. time to sho dis kitten sum respect.

-peace






Monday, July 6, 2009

Gaining Weight


So I woke up this morning and got one of the humans to feed me. She gave me a small portion of my favorite fancy feast salmon flavor. It was delicious! but the crazy lady thinks i'm fat! She gave me a mere spoonful! we'll that just wasn't going to cut it.

I decided to go bug the big dumb human for some more food. He woke up an hour later and was still disorientated so I picked my moment to go annoy him and scratch his new sofa. I knew that would get his attention. He got pretty pissed off as usual but I played my whole innocent routine perfectly and 5 min later I got my feeding bowl filled with dry kibble.

mm mm mmm 2 breakfasts in one morning. Damn i'm good. Getting FAT!? haha yea right.. i'm jus gonna go take a kitty nap.. cant seem to move.








Friday, June 26, 2009

I like small places

Hi my Name is Mylo. You may find this hard to believe, but I am a cat. This is my blog to share with the world what goes on in my little everyday cat world. Now I know you must be thinking how hard and interesting can it be being a prissy lil house kitten who's only responsibility is to sleep and eat and look pretty. Well let me tell you this: "It aint easy being this cute".

Life life is a constant battle to maintain a perfect groom and figure. I am perfecting the skill of controlling my humans as we speak. Its a full time job trying to amuse these humans and keep them happy. The happier they are, The more they feed me. Btw I have a strict diet of fancy feast wet protein cans. I've been trying to lay off the carbs and kitty snacks, can you tell?

Today I had an adventurous day exploring new nooks and crannies. Hiding in small spaces is a hobby of mine when I'm not trying to entertain my humans or work on my cuteness. Here are some photos of what I found today.