Ghetto cat

So i'm tired dem catz calling me a soft house-cat. I can kick it on da streetz with them alley catz if i wanted to, but I like da bling in this crib. Whos to blame me? i got all da grub i can chew and da pimpest pad I call my own. Dont hate the playa hate tha game. time to sho dis kitten sum respect.

-peace

Gaining Weight

So I woke up this morning and got one of the humans to feed me. She gave me a small portion of my favorite fancy feast salmon flavor. It was delicious! but the crazy lady thinks i'm fat! She gave me a mere spoonful! we'll that just wasn't going to cut it.

I decided to go bug the big dumb human for some more food. He woke up an hour later and was still disorientated so I picked my moment to go annoy him and scratch his new sofa. I knew that would get his attention. He got pretty pissed off as usual but I played my whole innocent routine perfectly and 5 min later I got my feeding bowl filled with dry kibble.

mm mm mmm 2 breakfasts in one morning. Damn i'm good. Getting FAT!? haha yea right.. i'm jus gonna go take a kitty nap.. cant seem to move.